Jelopse
A mug, a slow person. Very slow person. Almost like Brian Belo from Big Brother. A baffed person. A dumb person. An idiot.
Jelopse by bigupyourself September 25, 2010
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Jeloseum
Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?
Customer:what is Jeloseum?
Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!
Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Customer:what is Jeloseum?
Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!
Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019
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Jeloseum
Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand.
Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to you about Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand the only air freshener that works in precisely 3.09 seconds and the only air freshener that stops u from smelling like a rotten cat in a potato sack it can smell like anything from spring grass to the meal you had last Tuesday that smelt absolutely fucking glorious that you wish you could regurgitate and eat a second Time it can even smell like ass if your generally into fucking ass.
Jeloseum by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019
Jelosemits
Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want
Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to u about Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want
Other person: how hot do these mits get
Me> Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want, they can heat up to any fucking temperature you like
Other person: I’ll take 405 pairs of mits please
Other person: how hot do these mits get
Me> Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want, they can heat up to any fucking temperature you like
Other person: I’ll take 405 pairs of mits please
Jelosemits by Pepperpotssluttycuntbag December 1, 2019
jelouse
jelouse by takethatsmartypants July 16, 2010
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