Jeloseum 

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️

Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.

Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019

Jeloseum 

Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand.

Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to you about Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand the only air freshener that works in precisely 3.09 seconds and the only air freshener that stops u from smelling like a rotten cat in a potato sack it can smell like anything from spring grass to the meal you had last Tuesday that smelt absolutely fucking glorious that you wish you could regurgitate and eat a second Time it can even smell like ass if your generally into fucking ass.

Jeloseum by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019

Jelosemits 

Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want

Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to u about Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want

Other person: how hot do these mits get

Me> Jelosemits gelatin hand warming, dangerously hot freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin fifflyfoffin' beeble beboppin' beatle enzyme goodness brand hot as a fucking volcano mits that will heat your hands up to any temperature you want, they can heat up to any fucking temperature you like

Other person: I’ll take 405 pairs of mits please

Jelosemits by Pepperpotssluttycuntbag December 1, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022