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Jelou

In spanish, is the equivalent to the pronunciation of "Hello".
Jelou, jau ar yu (Hello, how are you)
Am fain, zenc yu (I'm fine, thank you)
by IDK what pseudonym to use November 21, 2020
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Jelou

A name for a nice and handsome guy. Sometimes a guy as handsome as he is can't handle his looks but then this guy will love you more than as you expected.
by borrowereye January 9, 2010
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JALOUSE

The sexiest and the hottest being in the IMVU world.
JALOUSE the hottest babe.
by Solaire August 5, 2007
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black jealousy

When people of African descent are jealous of other African peoples' ambitions and/or success.

The hatred that black people experience when they see someone in their own community succeeding.
ex: The Younger family of the play A Raisin in the Sun all suffer from black jealousy.
ex: Person 1: He just never wants me to achieve my dreams. Person 2: You mean he suffers from black jealousy.
by karj1432 April 28, 2019
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jelquing

A way to increase to increase the length and girth of the man's penis
by The English gentleman November 2, 2017
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Jealous Bitches

People that go out of their way to put you down in hopes of boosting their own self-confidence, only because they're jealous of you.
They're such jealous bitches, look at how they just dissed you on facebook! They sure showed us!
by Sylvia Winters August 13, 2010
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Jeloseum

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019
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