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jelm 

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to cum on , shove in or lube up
" i jus covered beckys face in jelm"

"honey jelm that dildo up my ass while we fuck"

"girl:come fuck me
guy:i will gotta jelm up my dick first"
jelm by King JAFFEY Joe August 3, 2016
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Jelmer 

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A ship between Elmer and Jenny two cute and hot people in the CraftingVegeto’s server who secretly love each other but too scared to admit it.
Jelmer is pretty hot
Jelmer by Erentheidot February 22, 2020
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Jelmer • jelm • jelma • Jelmar • Jelmarie • jelmed • jelmen • jelmerception • jelmerlicious • Jelmi

jelmen 

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a person that is incapable of communicating on a regular tone, he is always yelling.
Stop yelling, why are you being the jelmen of the conversation?
jelmen by pikkelikker December 8, 2021
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Jelmar 

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Jelmar is a cool noob. He is cool, but still a noob. He cares about others and every flaw he has makes him even prettier then he already is. He is like a snowflake; beautiful, unique, cool, and small.
He is such a noob, but he is extremely cool. He is definitely a Jelmar!
Jelmar by Kleintje🎄 February 22, 2021
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jelmed 

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a man performing a sexual act upon a woman.
oh my god he's totally jelming that chick

how was last night? i jelmed my girlfriend twice

that guy jelmed me and never called me
jelmed by FarOutDadio November 17, 2009
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jelmerlicious 

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A thicc hottie with a great YouTube channel. Generally a nifty fellow.
Have you seen Jelmerlicious' YouTube channel? That guy is awesome!
jelmerlicious by JelmerFan51 July 1, 2018
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Jelmer 

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Best boi. he will fight yo ass and win in tetris 99. He won't steal yo girl, but only because he a gentle dudebro. Can't live without a Jelmer. Any time spend with a Jelmer is good time!
"I was hanging with Jelmer yesterday"
"Ow dude, that's so cool. Jelmer is like the nicest guy"

"I know right, I had a great time!"
Jelmer by Jasjafan303 December 14, 2019
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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