jelmed 

a man performing a sexual act upon a woman.

oh my god he's totally jelming that chick

how was last night? i jelmed my girlfriend twice

that guy jelmed me and never called me

jelmed by FarOutDadio November 17, 2009

Jelmer 

A ship between Elmer and Jenny two cute and hot people in the CraftingVegeto’s server who secretly love each other but too scared to admit it.

Jelmer is pretty hot

Jelmer by Erentheidot February 22, 2020

jelmen 

a person that is incapable of communicating on a regular tone, he is always yelling.

Stop yelling, why are you being the jelmen of the conversation?

jelmen by pikkelikker December 8, 2021

jelmerlicious 

A thicc hottie with a great YouTube channel. Generally a nifty fellow.

Have you seen Jelmerlicious' YouTube channel? That guy is awesome!

jelmerlicious by JelmerFan51 July 1, 2018

Jelmer 

Best boi. he will fight yo ass and win in tetris 99. He won't steal yo girl, but only because he a gentle dudebro. Can't live without a Jelmer. Any time spend with a Jelmer is good time!

"I was hanging with Jelmer yesterday"
"Ow dude, that's so cool. Jelmer is like the nicest guy"

"I know right, I had a great time!"

Jelmer by Jasjafan303 December 14, 2019

jelmerception 

a man seeing that someone he knows might be getting it on with a nice looking lady, waits for him to head to the toilet or the bar and then swoops in to take that lady for his own.

i saw you with a really hot girl last night...

yeah man, she was with ryan before, massive jelmerception...

jelmerception by FarOutDadio November 21, 2009

Jelmer 

the best guy ever, the most handsome and nice a person can be hands down
also the most intelligent and buffed

jelmer is the best guy ever! everybody loves him

Jelmer by killemswek339 December 19, 2016