jellydick

When your dick is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect.

When we tried to have sex he had a jellydick!

by Nose101 December 24, 2007

Jellydick

When you either have sex more then once or twice in a set amount of time, or jerk off in a set amount of time. Sometimes your semen will come out looking like chewed up jello. This is because when you do not have enough time to reproduce the shit so all of the shit in your lines has to go through. So you're basically just cleaning out the pipes.

Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap...Jawlzz..ahhhhhhhhhhh Jellydick again.

Dude I came on her stomach and I looked down and it looked like chewed up jello. I think I have Jellydick.

by Bawlzz December 14, 2010

Napalm Jelly-Dick

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Jelly Dick

A dick that remains flaccid.

Similar to Whiskey Dick and Coke Dick

A Jelly Dick doesn't get anything done.

Quit Jelly Dick-ing around.

by Devin B. Kent May 23, 2011

Jellyneck

A derogatory term for drug-users at dance clubs. Most commonly employed when describing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) users. The term itself comes from the fluid head movements done by those described; appearing as though their neck is made of jelly.

"Yes, Jason and I used to hit the clubs all the time, but we have not since he became a jellyneck."

by Penix April 19, 2008

jellysickle

jellysickle means the cycle of jealousy's real thick

i got a new benz so ur suckin on jellysickles

by Tha Truth May 15, 2006

Jellodickaphobic

Afraid of a limp dick when the hottie of your dreams is laying down for you?
So am I

Dude, I'm a total Jellodickaphobic

by saywhaaaaaa? October 12, 2009