jellycock 

penile disfunction ur penis will not get erect

my jellycock did not harden up tonight, my mother is very disappointed

jellycock by samisbad February 15, 2022

Jellyneck 

A derogatory term for drug-users at dance clubs. Most commonly employed when describing Methylenedioxymethamphetamine (Ecstasy) users. The term itself comes from the fluid head movements done by those described; appearing as though their neck is made of jelly.

"Yes, Jason and I used to hit the clubs all the time, but we have not since he became a jellyneck."

Jellyneck by Penix April 19, 2008

jellysickle 

jellysickle means the cycle of jealousy's real thick

i got a new benz so ur suckin on jellysickles

jellysickle by Tha Truth May 15, 2006

Jellyjook 

The greatest internet troll of all time.

That Jellyjook stud just made me wet my pants with his humor.

Jellyjook by FatLobster November 1, 2011

Jellydicking 

Verb - Another way of saying you're bullshitting around, bored, or overall doing something other than what you're supposed to be doing.

First overheard during gym in high school while walking the track where the coach yelled out to the boys special ed class to quit jellydicking around and finish the lap already.

Hey man what are you up to?
Nothing, just jellydicking around at work.

Hey quit jellydicking around over there!

Jellydicking by danabdemented March 25, 2011

jollycock 

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008

jellydick 

When your dick is very flimsy and you are unable to get erect.

When we tried to have sex he had a jellydick!

jellydick by Nose101 December 24, 2007