Jellocock

It is common among males, however not gender specific. Typically it is caused later in the night after the male drank a large amount of alcohol. Scientists have been able to prove that it can also be induced by other mind altering means and that women can fall victim to a similar disorder know as Whiskeyclit.In some and rare cases it can be caused by consuming mass quantities of jello products while spending a prolonged period of time in front of a tv watching Bill Cosby reruns.

The Goose is loose, drank to much and can not perform because of jellocock

by TJHooker lives! June 26, 2008

Jellodickaphobic

Afraid of a limp dick when the hottie of your dreams is laying down for you?
So am I

Dude, I'm a total Jellodickaphobic

by saywhaaaaaa? October 12, 2009

jollycock

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

by Billy Light January 14, 2008

jellofuck

Taking spoons full of jello, and coating a condom inside and out, then proceeding to have anal or oral sex. Once you've ejaculated into the jello inside the condom, have the woman, or man eat the jizz and jello mix.

We were trying to make oral more interesting, so we decided to jellofuck.

by Assfuckerexpert March 5, 2015

fellococksuckers

People who follow the TikTok account called fellowkoczukerx

Producer:Hello my fellococksuckers

by fellowkoczukerx producer March 30, 2022

jellycock

penile disfunction ur penis will not get erect

my jellycock did not harden up tonight, my mother is very disappointed

by samisbad February 15, 2022

jelloco

gross jello or jello thats older then you and your newish fridge

Ex:
Woman: Throw out that jelloco!!!!!

Man: But hunny its been in the fridge before we moved. Its practicly family. Every morning when i get milk in my cereal i have to say "hi loving uncle jelloco.

by woooooooh dude thats cool April 12, 2009