jelly pocket
jelly pocket by erob1i981 December 15, 2008
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Pocket Jelly
A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.
Pocket Jelly by bazzr July 30, 2010
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Jelly Slam Pocket
Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"
Jelly Slam Pocket by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008
jello packet
1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"
"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"
"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"
"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)
" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!
" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"
"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"
"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)
" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!
" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
jello packet by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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