A sexual position performed mainly on holidays, predominately Christmas. When you take a fat guy, strip him naked, and shove him down your chimney. When he reaches the hearth and becomes stuck, you beat his ash covered dick with a candy cane until the soot comes off. You continue to beat the obese man ensnared in your chimney, as you also start a fire underneath of him. When his fat, flabby cock is fully erected, break it. Bend his broken boner down, and as he ejaculates, and bleeds uncontrollaby, have him fart. The methane will ignite because of the fire, and will create a jet of flame propelling him straight out of your chimney as his pink discharge seeping from his penis provides lube on the inside walls of the chiminy for his fat legs to pass through. As you see him soar like an eagle over your house, yell "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL! AND TO ALL, A GOODNIGHT!"

"hey man, guess what i did last weekend. I kidnapped the mall santa, and gave him a good jolly cocking."

jolly cocking by lkreyna2 April 22, 2008

jolly cockstain

Someone that is blissfully unaware of how miserably pathetic they truly are.

John Howard is a jolly cockstain. Ignorance is bliss.

jolly cockstain by Kiwi Sam April 2, 2008

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jollycock

1. to gerrymander; to form political districts in order to devalue the votes of a certain demographic (i.e. a minority).

2. tomfoolery

"Lord Salisburry, let us jollycock these boroughs in order to keep the minority vote from meaning anything!"

jollycock by Billy Light January 14, 2008

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Jellocock

It is common among males, however not gender specific. Typically it is caused later in the night after the male drank a large amount of alcohol. Scientists have been able to prove that it can also be induced by other mind altering means and that women can fall victim to a similar disorder know as Whiskeyclit.In some and rare cases it can be caused by consuming mass quantities of jello products while spending a prolonged period of time in front of a tv watching Bill Cosby reruns.

The Goose is loose, drank to much and can not perform because of jellocock

Jellocock by TJHooker lives! June 26, 2008

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