jellomash

The act of quick, aggressive sexual relations with an overweight partner. The decision to jellomash is most often made under the heavy influence of of achohol

Person 1: "Dang he just drank a fifth for his birfday and that fat chick eyein him."

Person 2: "He be jellomashin' fo sho tonight!"

by dawgs25 March 31, 2010

Gopher Jelloshot

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

russian jelloshot

You punch a female in the throat, the proceed to jizz in her mouth

Justin: Did you hear what Dalton did to Kiera?
Frank: Yeah he gave her a Russian JelloShot!

by Frank Campbell March 9, 2014

jellotastic

The weirdest word in the urban language, often describes the lifestyle... often describes the life of fat people and rock stars... :) GOES WELL WITH EXPLOSIVES

I was feeling very jellotastic this morning, so I tried to set ice cream on fire.... and failed... really.

by SRS&EPC January 18, 2011

jellymushesfalishesness

it means that you think sometime is really great.

That movie was so jellymushesfalishesness!!

by Mary Grace December 6, 2006

D'Jelloshot

D'Jelloshot is a dependable fellow. Every time you're out and about, all you can think about is where D'Jelloshot is, and how much better everything would be if they came out with you.

Why isn't this part hitting? It must be becuase we're missing D'Jelloshot!

by Livingston2k24 March 8, 2024