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jellomash 

The act of quick, aggressive sexual relations with an overweight partner. The decision to jellomash is most often made under the heavy influence of of achohol
Person 1: "Dang he just drank a fifth for his birfday and that fat chick eyein him."

Person 2: "He be jellomashin' fo sho tonight!"
jellomash by dawgs25 March 31, 2010
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Gopher Jelloshot 

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..
Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!
Gopher Jelloshot by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

russian jelloshot 

You punch a female in the throat, the proceed to jizz in her mouth
Justin: Did you hear what Dalton did to Kiera?
Frank: Yeah he gave her a Russian JelloShot!

jellotastic 

The weirdest word in the urban language, often describes the lifestyle... often describes the life of fat people and rock stars... :) GOES WELL WITH EXPLOSIVES
I was feeling very jellotastic this morning, so I tried to set ice cream on fire.... and failed... really.
jellotastic by SRS&EPC January 18, 2011

jellymushesfalishesness 

it means that you think sometime is really great.
That movie was so jellymushesfalishesness!!

D'Jelloshot

D'Jelloshot is a dependable fellow. Every time you're out and about, all you can think about is where D'Jelloshot is, and how much better everything would be if they came out with you.
Why isn't this part hitting? It must be becuase we're missing D'Jelloshot!
D'Jelloshot by Livingston2k24 March 8, 2024
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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