jellomash 

The act of quick, aggressive sexual relations with an overweight partner. The decision to jellomash is most often made under the heavy influence of of achohol

Person 1: "Dang he just drank a fifth for his birfday and that fat chick eyein him."

Person 2: "He be jellomashin' fo sho tonight!"

jellomash by dawgs25 March 31, 2010

Gopher Jelloshot 

Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..

Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!

Gopher Jelloshot by Mr.Harguna February 3, 2010

russian jelloshot 

You punch a female in the throat, the proceed to jizz in her mouth

Justin: Did you hear what Dalton did to Kiera?
Frank: Yeah he gave her a Russian JelloShot!

russian jelloshot by Frank Campbell March 9, 2014

jellotastic 

The weirdest word in the urban language, often describes the lifestyle... often describes the life of fat people and rock stars... :) GOES WELL WITH EXPLOSIVES

I was feeling very jellotastic this morning, so I tried to set ice cream on fire.... and failed... really.

jellotastic by SRS&EPC January 18, 2011

jellymushesfalishesness 

it means that you think sometime is really great.

That movie was so jellymushesfalishesness!!

jellymushesfalishesness by Mary Grace December 6, 2006

D'Jelloshot

D'Jelloshot is a dependable fellow. Every time you're out and about, all you can think about is where D'Jelloshot is, and how much better everything would be if they came out with you.

Why isn't this part hitting? It must be becuase we're missing D'Jelloshot!

D'Jelloshot by Livingston2k24 March 8, 2024