JELL

(n.)- a small she creature who have a new found interest in women(esp. their mothers) and begin pronouncing "all"'s like "OOOOLLLLL!!"

"OOO SNAP! That girl over there with her mom is a total JELL!"
"Tell that JELL to learn how to say Raleigh."

by LAQUEESH MONIQUE. February 4, 2008

Jell

A man who drives you mad with lust, whether you're screwing, or just looking.
Big Bad Handsome Man.

"Oh my GOD! He is such a Jell!"

"The Jell from the pub last night is all I can think about, I HAVE to hook up with him next weekend!"

by Improprietress March 12, 2009

jell

1.Something possesing the quality of shiftyness, stealthyness, to be sketchy, secretive, to do something behind someone back.

"Shit man, that guy was so jell"
"He jelled me out of 10 bucks"
"Sheeeeit man, that bitch makes me so jell"

by G-mizzle November 21, 2005

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.

Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.

by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015

jell jockey

A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.

Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.

by Sarasti 9 From Outer Space April 2, 2008

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

Jell-O Pudding Poop

When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.

Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.

I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.

by jubbajubba October 7, 2021