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(n.)- a small she creature who have a new found interest in women(esp. their mothers) and begin pronouncing "all"'s like "OOOOLLLLL!!"
"OOO SNAP! That girl over there with her mom is a total JELL!"
"Tell that JELL to learn how to say Raleigh."
JELL by LAQUEESH MONIQUE. February 4, 2008
Words you can keep
A man who drives you mad with lust, whether you're screwing, or just looking.
Big Bad Handsome Man.
"Oh my GOD! He is such a Jell!"

"The Jell from the pub last night is all I can think about, I HAVE to hook up with him next weekend!"
Jell by Improprietress March 12, 2009
1.Something possesing the quality of shiftyness, stealthyness, to be sketchy, secretive, to do something behind someone back.

"Shit man, that guy was so jell"
"He jelled me out of 10 bucks"
"Sheeeeit man, that bitch makes me so jell"
jell by G-mizzle November 21, 2005

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.
Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.
Jell-O-lingus by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015

jell jockey 

A biochemist who deals with mundane tasks such as refining his polynucleotides or proteins with gel electrophoresis.
Peter Watts advertises himself as a failed jell jockey, for he had tried running plasmids and failed.

Jell-O shotting 

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.
I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.
Jell-O shotting by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

Jell-O Pudding Poop 

When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.

Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.
I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.
Jell-O Pudding Poop by jubbajubba October 7, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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