Jelf

A "Jelf" is just a magical elf with no nipples. Made famous a few years back during maths.

Dave: Did u see that elf with no nipples?
Stan: It was just Noel, the Jelf

by Stan Baker March 13, 2008

jelf

Jesus ever-living fuck

"Jelf, it's hot in here!"

by Bryan September 15, 2003

jelfing

The act of selling items for under their market price.

Friend: Just sold my chunky dunkys size 8 for 600. Easy Profits.
Friend 2: BRO STOP JELFING

by c0ckx August 29, 2020

Jelfish

Jelfish-When a girl is acting jealous and selfish at the same time.

When your girl is actin a fool because you want to kick it with your homies without her, shes acting jealous and being selfish. JELFISH!

by Garbizo December 29, 2008

First Jelfs

Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.

*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*

by wanderoo November 6, 2020

jelfie

1. A selfie taken of two or more people. 2. A joint selfie.

Did you see the jelfie of Brent and Katie at the bar? Made me want to join in their fun night!

by bdingel March 23, 2014

JelFriendsForever.

Being jealous of your bestfriend because they spend all their time with another friend...And they always leave you or drop all your plans for this person, and it really annoys and upsets you..

Villain 'heyy Bestfriend, your the bestest friend in the whole world, noone could replace you! we are going into town and having a sleepover!'

*10 Mins later*

Person 1 'Hey im going into town with *Person 3* now, so dont show up ok'

*In town*

Villain '* Completely Blanks You*'
Victim 'What the f*** is her problem, Should i still be friends with her? Totally JelFriendsForever.'

by TheBiartch! November 30, 2011