Definitions by wanderoo

First Jelfs 

Also known as "first man". In any sporting event or petty competition involving elimination, "first jelfs" can be shouted by the first person eliminated and apparently they are magically allowed back in the game. Utter bullshit.

*playing drinking games*
All: "AHHH!! Richard you lost you shithouse! Get that shot down ya lad"
Richard: "Nah first jelfs".
*No shot consumed*

First Jelfs by wanderoo November 6, 2020