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jehoshaphat 

A Jehoshaphat will be the most amazing
person you will ever meet.. a Jehoshaphat knows how to pleasure a woman just right.. someone anyone would be lucky to marry... a Jehoshaphat is one of kind and if you ever meet one, you will be the luckiest person in the world.. it would be your joy to fall in love with a Jehoshaphat ..
I'm so lucky to be with Jehoshaphat

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jehoshaphat by richMansOn May 29, 2017
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Jehoshaphat 

Jehoshaphat is the girl of the party,she twerks on every guy she meets,she’s just a bad bitch ,if you ever need a tittie to cry on call Jehoshaphat,if you ever need some ass to eat call her,she’s just a ugly bitch
Jehoshaphat big girl who loves to eat
Jehoshaphat by Slimelifeshawty November 21, 2021

jehosaphat

An odd place near israel. Now it is just shouted out.
JUMPIN JEHOSAPHAT! What the Geebus was that!?
jehosaphat by awiergan March 8, 2005

Jahosaphat 

A jahosaphat is a liar, ut newbie and posses a small penis.

Jahosaphat stands for Jaho-is-phat
Jahomo-is-phat/ Jahomo-is-phag.
This jaho is a jahosaphat.
Jahosaphat by Justin Woods January 29, 2004

jumping jewhosaphat 

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')
I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.
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