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A word Used to Make People Think You Care When You really Couldn't Care Less.
Guy1 : I Failed Maths.

Guy2 : jeeze To Bad.
by JamJam$cene January 12, 2008
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Jeeze is the incorrect spelling of the correct speelling; geeze.
Oh geeze! why did you do that!!!
by Syphon Cyrastto August 03, 2005
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jeeze: compliment shouted at woman with bak-off (extremely round, pert tight arse jus waiting for a slap) The origin of this word is unknown but does have links back to the days of christ (when that fake ass crap was written anyway). Best in use when u see sum fine galli with her dick head fella, as u approach stare at her and once she passes, check for bak-off. If apparent u may shout "jeeze!" and if her fella looks simply say " wagwan blud! wat u lookin at u prick"
"jeeze! that galli had bak-off" or " jeeze! babyluv wats ure name"
by unknown cruisader April 23, 2008
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