jeeze: compliment shouted at woman with bak-off (extremely round, pert tight arse jus waiting for a slap) The origin of this word is unknown but does have links back to the days of christ (when that fake ass crap was written anyway). Best in use when u see sum fine galli with her dick head fella, as u approach stare at her and once she passes, check for bak-off. If apparent u may shout "jeeze!" and if her fella looks simply say " wagwan blud! wat u lookin at u prick"

"jeeze! that galli had bak-off" or " jeeze! babyluv wats ure name"

jeeze by unknown cruisader April 23, 2008

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jeeze la weese

an expression of exclamation

Jeeze la weeze, why did you go and do that?

jeeze la weese by moriah/curtis August 1, 2005

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jeeze ums

another word for "sheesh" or "jeeze" used mostly in new england

"Jeeze ums, that was an intense conversation."

jeeze ums by aasshhlleeyy September 8, 2005

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jeeze oh man

What a parent in the 1950s and 1960s would say when the kids were around.

Mother: Dear, your son just tried to put the cat down the Dispose-all

Father" Jeeze oh man.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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