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jeagle
Combination of Jesus and an eagle; creator and ruler of everything. Traditional renditions show him having a human lower body, wearing a robe and sandals, and a big-ass eagle head.
If you piss jeagle off, he will peck your eyeballs out with his beak. For eternity. Better play it safe and do what he says.
jeagle by jeaglefreak001 October 24, 2008
Jeeple
Noun: Jeep + People. Jeeple describes the comradery and cult-like mentality of Jeep owners, most commonly seen with owners of extensively modified Jeeps but affects all Jeep lovers alike. Jeeple have coined the terms such as "It's a Jeep thing" and actions such as the "Jeep Wave".
If you're not a Jeeple, then fuck you!
jeeplet
Slang term for compact or subcompact short-wheelbase SUVs such as the Chevrolet/Geo Tracker or the Suzuki Sidekick. Sometimes "pimped" by rednecks by adding ridiculously huge tires, fog lights, rollbars, and the like. Typically ridiculed by most, until one realises how economical they can be. Jeeplets tend to have a high rollover risk but can be quite capable on offroad courses if modified correctly.
(H2 owner): You look so gay driving that little jeeplet around. What's it got, a four-banger? Lame.
(Person 2): Perhaps... But at least I don't get 2 miles per gallon driving that wasteful, American pile of shit!
(Person 2): Perhaps... But at least I don't get 2 miles per gallon driving that wasteful, American pile of shit!
jeebles mcgreebles
Jeebles Mcgreebles! I just shit myself again!
jeebles mcgreebles by Jeeblesmcgreebles May 28, 2014
Jeezle-Petes
An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.
Jeezle-Petes by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014