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A verbal shart expelled from the mouth of an annoyingly persistent, bible-thumping asshole that commands you to believe in an invisible man who will burn you if you don't. Derived from "Jesus" and "feces".
Bob: "Do you accept JC as your lord and savior?"

Wilhelm: "Thanks, but no thanks. I am not religious."

Bob: "You need to believe in god; you will burn in hell for all eternity if you don't! In sections so-and-so of the Bible, it says that blah, blah, blah."

Wilhelm: "And you, sir, need to brush your teeth, or the jeces you sharted out of your ass-mouth will surely suffocate me."
jeces by dr. anonymous June 19, 2008
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A Jecen is a boy who seems to have come straight out of your dreams. He’s a caring and giving person with a big heart and he makes you feel comfortable whenever he’s around. He has a calming disposition and he’s a great listener who genuinely cares about your opinions. He won’t judge you and he knows just what to say when you’re troubled or having doubts. A Jecen will be there for you anytime of the day or night.

A Jecen makes an excellent boyfriend and if a girl is lucky enough to get one, she should try to hang on to him. He’s not as concerned with how a girl looks as he is with her personality and how she makes him feel. A Jecen is loyal and devoted to his partner. He’s very forgiving and he doesn’t hold a grudge, even when he’s been treated poorly. He’s sweet and caring, smart and funny, kind and thoughtful and generally fun to be around.
“I’m so jealous of my sister, her boyfriend is a total Jecen.”

“Bruh, you’ll need to up your Jecen-game if you ever want a girl like that.”
Jecen by Illuminonymous September 1, 2019
Related Words
jeces • jects • Jenesis • jeesh • Jenessa • Jecksen • Jenesy • jerestine • Jeese • jeest
An extrmely kind hearted person you can always trust to help you through your hard times. She may not have an interest in you romantically, but she loves you like family either way. She is probably the most kind person you will ever meet in your entire life, and cannot br replaced or forgotten. She is God's angel sent to bless this Earth. She is also very beautiful, however very quiet. She also will not accept favours for helping you out and insists on you not returning favours.
Jenessa is so beautiful, she is also so thoughtful and caring. I wish I could date her, she is an amazing person!
Jenessa by ColdplayFan72617 March 3, 2018
Beautiful and outgoing. Often sells herself short but truthfully has the world at her fingertips. Can take on any challenge and fears no female. Outspoken and always speaking her mind. Self concious over things that people dont care about. Sometimes over reacts but she does it out of love. Hard working. Beautiful big eyes. Loves to sing in the car and is always down for a party.
If you can get a jenesee, be sure not to let that one go, shes wifey type!
Jenesee by KelseeeLoveee February 22, 2011
Jenesis is a very bubbly shy ongoing girl. She has guys who likes her but she doesn't know it. Do not test Jenesis nerves, just because she's shy doesn't mean she won't beat your ASS. Jenesis can sometimes through tough things but her family is always their. Whoever Jenesis talks to will become her friends. Jenesis loves ylher dad to DEATH. Their Inseparable. Jenesis had plenty of friends, they love her like siblings, But once again...DON'T TRY HER FUCKING PATIENCE.
Jenesis
Jenesis by Jen-ə-sis March 4, 2018
An angel sent from heaven. Except heaven made her sexy and a bad bitch! This girl is the highlight of everyone's lives. Anyone she talks to instantly becomes her friend. Dangerous smart. Drop dead gorgeous. I mean seriously guys, she makes the boys cum just looking at her. Let's not forget her personality. She's so sweet! A bit sensitive but only because she cares about how people treat her. Super dirty minded but still a virgin at heart. She may seem too cute and kind to fight but watch out, this girl knows how to freaking sucker punch you. She just might be latina. Loves every color of the world, she doesn't care if she loves a guy who is a different skin color from her. She is artistic and creative. She doubts herself a lot but she still is beautiful inside and out. Basically everything about her people love. Her hair, beauty, aroma, eyes, lips, butt, chest, her walk, her voice, her skin, her flaws. Everyone wants to be her. She has so many guy friends that it makes the girls jealous. A true beauty of nature. Very cool. Never wears makeup, she just has a natural glow. Super clumsy but people think it's cute. Overall the girl any guy would want to date. If your friend's name is Jenesis... she's a keeper; Never abandon her because she is just amazing. And if you're her boyfriend, love her forever. Give her lots of hugs and kisses and she might be comfortable to give you some back.
Kelly: omg she's perfect!
Georgia: must be a Jenesis
Jenesis by b00p420 March 24, 2020
Opinionated, Clever, Crazy and not in a bad way, just a tad bit violent, very intelligent, funny, and fun to be with, just an all around amazing girl. who likes to play Tetris and can be an evil mastermind, and very talented. Most Jenesse's tend to be beautiful, but this is one is very complex. just everything is complex, the structure of the eyes, and the structure of the most beautiful smile your eyes can meet. the awesome sound of her laugh. Funny, kind, caring, all around awesome.
Man , that girl is so Jenesse!

I met this girl and she was like so jenesse.

They say the internet can be forever, i say it can be jenesse.
Jenesse by Elegantpoet August 16, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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