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Jibblington 

when you thrust your thumb up your own ass until it bleeds then wipe it on your mums face when she is asleep because she gave you less food at dinner time than usual
Mum - "your only having 2 waffles today David"

Son - "fuck you skank hoe your gonna get a jibblington tonight"
Jibblington by Necro<3-69 November 16, 2010

Mr.Juulington 

Someone who tries to vape out of their asshole and get high off of it. This person tends to be a act like a monkey sometimes.
Stoner: I’m so freaking stoned
Bro: Get the vape out of your asshole faggot
Stoner: Dude it’s working! I’m soooo stoned!
Bro: stfu you stupid mr.juulington!

jewington 

1) A jewish person who oftentimes was born in jewrusalem and has practiced the jewish faith starting at a young age. This person often tries to turn the people near him jewish often unsuccesfully.
" Omg look over there its that queer jewington"
jewington by : D ! September 20, 2007

jerkington 

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.
Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.
jerkington by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006
Loves getting handcuffed by his father vigorously in bed while watching hentai.
He was getting the work like jebington
jebington by NS_Horse March 11, 2022

Jellington-bopter 

An alternate version of Helicopter my dad says
"Look in the sky! It's a JELLINGTON-BOPTER!"
Jellington-bopter by Lustroussd February 27, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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