Jammenhammer's definitions

social barometer

Something used to define social norms and gauge appropriate behavior in a social situation.

If you are using John as a social barometer, you are in trouble.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

jerkington

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.

Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.

by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

footer

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

by Jammenhammer August 2, 2006