Definitions by Jammenhammer

social barometer

Something used to define social norms and gauge appropriate behavior in a social situation.

If you are using John as a social barometer, you are in trouble.

social barometer by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

jerkington 

A noun used to designate someone as a total jerk.

Jerkington over there just stole my seat in the movie theater.

jerkington by Jammenhammer August 3, 2006

footer 

Inserting ones's foot (well, OK, maybe just as much as you can) into a girl's vagina for fun and excitement.

We were looking for something new to do so I gave her a footer.

footer by Jammenhammer August 2, 2006