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A devious lying female that will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She loves money so if you dare to take on this female you better have a lot of it. She can never have to many mates and you will need to be flexible and open minded when it comes to sexual orientation. A real challenge, you must be prepared for mood swings, spending lots of money and multiple mates if you what to hook up with her.
Jeannessa loves to spend money
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jeanessa 

Jeanessa is a funny,horny girl who has short cute hair
And an onpoint sense of humor
Not too intellegent either
Jeanessa is a funny person
jeanessa by Sarah109 July 13, 2020
She's the true definition of cuteness, when you stare into her eyes you can see stars and galaxies. She's the small type of girl just like a baby and that adds up to her cuteness. When it comes to personality she's very open minded, she can make you laugh, be serious and even be pretty kinky. If you can make her fall in love with you, there is not even one thing that you could need from life, because her love is so special that it makes you feel safe and cozy. While you're with her you feel that you could have such passionate and amazing sex, but at the same time you want her to be in your arms and kiss her forehead before she falls asleep. She's just amazing and she's truly a keeper.
I feel like her name is Jeanesy because I felt butterflies when she looked at me an she had a literal aura surrounding her.
Jeanesy by TheTrueLucian January 16, 2022
a black haired girl who can make you laugh
jernest can make you lol
jernest by oompalumpa May 13, 2009

Jearneaus 

When a someone is insecure about something and they project their insecurities on someone else.
Jessica: Polly said I was ugly

Mary: Ugh she’s so jearneaus
Jearneaus by baddy hehe October 26, 2020
Jarness worked well today
Jarness by Jarness man 101 February 14, 2021
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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