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Jeannessa
A devious lying female that will do whatever it takes to get what she wants. She loves money so if you dare to take on this female you better have a lot of it. She can never have to many mates and you will need to be flexible and open minded when it comes to sexual orientation. A real challenge, you must be prepared for mood swings, spending lots of money and multiple mates if you what to hook up with her.
Jeannessa by stay away...save yourself August 7, 2011
jeanessa
Jeanessa is a funny,horny girl who has short cute hair
And an onpoint sense of humor
Not too intellegent either
And an onpoint sense of humor
Not too intellegent either
Jeanessa is a funny person
Jeanesy
She's the true definition of cuteness, when you stare into her eyes you can see stars and galaxies. She's the small type of girl just like a baby and that adds up to her cuteness. When it comes to personality she's very open minded, she can make you laugh, be serious and even be pretty kinky. If you can make her fall in love with you, there is not even one thing that you could need from life, because her love is so special that it makes you feel safe and cozy. While you're with her you feel that you could have such passionate and amazing sex, but at the same time you want her to be in your arms and kiss her forehead before she falls asleep. She's just amazing and she's truly a keeper.
I feel like her name is Jeanesy because I felt butterflies when she looked at me an she had a literal aura surrounding her.
Jeanesy by TheTrueLucian January 16, 2022
jernest
jernest by oompalumpa May 13, 2009
Jearneaus
Jearneaus by baddy hehe October 26, 2020
Jarness
Jarness by Jarness man 101 February 14, 2021
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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