jealot

Pronunciation: 'je-l&t
Function: noun
Etymology: zealot and jealous, Late Latin zelotes, from Greek zElOtEs, from zElos
: a hostile fanatic acting on jealousy
see jeal
Definition parodied off Merriam Webster

Furgeson became a bitter jealot of happy couples after he was dumped.

by Kris Kowal August 23, 2005