Je suis un ananas 

French for:
I am a pineapple.

"Je suis un ananas. Donne-moi tout vous croissants."
I am a pineapple. Give me all your croissants.

Also works with:
Pamplemousse - Grapefruit
Pomme - Apple
Banane - Banana
Framboise - Raspberry

Je suis un ananas by Gallant0 April 30, 2008

JE SUIS UNE PIZZA

When you just want to be a pizza but you wanna be fancier (yep)

-What is wrong with you?
-JE SUIS UNE PIZZA

JE SUIS UNE PIZZA by ToonyZ December 19, 2018

Je suis un tres bon cocksucker ! 

Je suis un tres bon cocksucker ! means "I am a very good cocksucker!" in French.

Je suis un tres bon cocksucker !

Je suis un tres bon cocksucker ! by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

je kanker moeder uit nigeria 

its dutch for your cancer mom who comes from nigeria.
You say it to rasialy offend someone

je kanker moeder uit nigeria!
Dankjewel dat vind ik heel aardig

je kanker moeder uit nigeria by hwehwsjz January 30, 2024

Uredu je 

used for when someone said something stuid or cringe

I love you
-Uredu je

Uredu je by dvanestxjedan November 21, 2021

Jeunelle 

Beautiful and witty, yet extremely dangerous to cross paths with. Anyone with half a brain should tread carefully.

Jeunelle is the bomb

Jeunelle by xena777 December 11, 2011

Jeuche 

1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.

1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."

Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010