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Joseph Joestar 

The main character of the second ark in the famous, ongoing manga series JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
The fourth JoJo of the Joestar bloodline beginning from George Joestar (the first) followed by Jonathan Joestar then George Joestar II.
Joseph's main weapon is Clacker Volley, but channels Hamon (which is primarily used for killing vampires) into it to increase its power and was used during most enemy encounters.
Joseph Joestar is famous for his tactical retreat, also known as nigerundayo
Joseph Joestar by KoolDashKid October 14, 2017
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A 6 + ft muscular hunk, or in one case a rocking bad bitch, who are the descendants of a 6'4" English bear who enjoyed excessive homerotic posing, and had a wagon follow them around everywhere, only to fight a pasty ass vampire who is highkey his foster brother who lowkey wants to kill him and his bloodline. The Joestar's are proefficient in using their soul in the form of humanoid spirit things, and fighting others. The plot armor is strong with only one of these Joestars. Also, there's homoerotic posing if you didn't catch that.
Damn, Joseph Joestar can whammu all night ;)
joestar by SONO CHI NO SADAME June 29, 2017
a young buck, who knows what the lady's like and satisfy's P.Y.T.'s on a daily basis.
joesuff swings all day twenty-four 7, 3six5
Joesuff by Raising the Bar April 30, 2009

Joseph Joestar 

The act of killing four aztec gods with a pair of clacking balls and a month of training.
Joseph Joestar by cladymore74 September 13, 2020

Joestar Secret Technique 

The Joestar Secret Technique is a technique that only the Joestar's know, it allows them to use this is in a time of need, this technique is used only for emergencies and only for emergencies.
Joseph Joestar has suddenly used the Joestar Secret Technique to escape from the ultimate being, Kars!

Joseph Joestar uses the first ever Joestar Secret Technique when he is up against Straizo, he yells out a simple phrase and begins to sprint away from the battle scene

Joseph joestar 

Surviving many plane crashes,4 pillermen attacks two of which put rings on bodily organs, during world war 2, being friends with nazis,getting your hand bippity boppity booed out of existence ,still living to go on a 50 day adventures with your grandson,another high school student, your fortune teller friend a french guy and a dog, and killing a 100 year old vampire,then still living to help your other child whose a teenager and stopping a serial killer.
That mans such a joseph joestar he ain’t never gonna die
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