it's a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink massive amounts of Joose, and no, you're way more than drunk, you're JOOSIFIED.

Natalia: Dude, when are we going to get Jossified?
Eitan: Let's go to Duane Reade and get some Joose now.
Natalia: NICE.
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Adrianna: What are you doing guys?
Parces: We're getting joosified, can't you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)

joosified by ParceBovary May 6, 2010

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jonesif

A person that sits in his room crying because he cant do anything right and has no friends

I feel bad for him he's a jonesif

jonesif by k-rizzle-fizzle December 19, 2016

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Josif

The best basketball players are called Josif

This dude is such a Josif!
Man, I'm stuck and toyed of Josifs playing around.

Josif by crasyon3 January 8, 2018

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