A group of guys that come in your home while you may be at work, outside in the yard, or even inside your own home that disguise themselves with their surrounding areas to blend in with the current environment in order to take advantage of your significant other.
The battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons is where every single person on this planet named Jake, Josh, and Dunkon fight to the death (Not literally, only with paintball guns) and whichever Jake, Dunkon, and Josh is standing wins. This will take place on April 24th, officially replacing National Rape Day!
Josh1:Dude, today is The Battle of the Jakes, Joshes, and Dunkons!
Josh2: Relax, Josh. Youāll be fine.
Josh1: But dude... your name is Josh too...
Josh2: .....fuk