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Joeseppi 

The man of memes.Known to be a British "average crumpet enjoyer."Joeseppi would spend most income on LEGO during childhood, which is when his family was torn apart by a game of monopoly.
likes:
vidjoe ghamez
crocs
wario
news about florida men
Linus Tech Tips

Dislikes:
Tesla robots
Simon Cowell
being called a "gamer"
"yo, that dude lookin sus, he must be a joeseppi!"
Joeseppi by StephenJobs69 May 23, 2022
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joeseppi 

A wanna be someone who follows everyone else. And tries to steal your saying.
He’s a joeseppi
joeseppi by Thr originator May 30, 2021
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joseppi by a very hot scott December 31, 2020
shabby goody two-shoes who enjoys classical music and jammin' on the harmonica. Joseppi is the name of the kind of guy that would buy 20 sandwiches if you asked for tomato.
Guy 1: Oh my god that guy was such a Joseppi.
Guy 2: Yeah he was wearing a plaid shirt today at the science fair.
Joseppi by Tomato24/7 February 26, 2010

jooseppi 

Lead singer of a death metal band. Can also be referred to one who enjoys the word "weaksauce".
<jooseppi> that picture of britney spears is weaksauce.
jooseppi by samsonite December 24, 2003

jooseppi 

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.
jooseppi hates thekov.
jooseppi by jooseppi December 9, 2003
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