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jbirus by JBRIUS November 1, 2021
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One extremely hard guy who is a starboy because he has puts it down on females he is so epicly cool and awesome
Ohh my gosh it’s Jairus
Jairus by King sosa September 24, 2018
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A badass motherfucker, usually black well-built and a rageaholic
That guy sounds like Jairus
Jairus by Healthinspector March 28, 2009
A human reincarnation of an extremely large penis. A Jairus penis is usualy 18-25 inches long and very thick.
That guy's Jairus is bursting through his jeans.
Jairus by TheRealPavel March 7, 2007
Jairus is a type of guy to have morning hair. He comes to school without combing his hair. He is a pc roblox sweat and always tries to fit in with his friends. He is a funny and very handsome boy. He has little rizz irl, but when it comes roblox or any other online game, he's the rizzard of oz.
brooo, you are acting just like Jairus
Jairus by unidentified idot May 24, 2023
Literally the best person in the world. The greatest man to ever touch american soil. Also a man with beautiful facial hair.
Jairus is just so perfect i look up to him.
Jairus by pseudonym275 September 12, 2022
The baddest bitch to ever breathe gods air , she slays everything & doesn't have to try. She is wanted by every boy that sees her. It's hard to find her but she is loyal & faithful to only one nigga.
"aye you talk to Jairus ? you lucky my nigga"
Jairus by lit lit lit April 1, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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