jazztabation

When a jazz musician forgets he is playing to others and goes on a self indulgent jazz solo adventure.

It went on for 30 minutes, pure jazztabation.

by Japandrew October 5, 2010

Jazzturbation

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.

Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.

by CraigDC December 19, 2007

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz

Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck

by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

Jazzurbation

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.

To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.

by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015