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Jazzturbation 

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007
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jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

Jazzurbation 

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.
To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.
Jazzurbation by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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