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Jazzturbation 

The mindless, meandering solo or song played by coffee-shop "jazz" acts. Especially referring to the solo bass player, trying to channel Jaco, with his 27 string bass and his $15 homemade CD with his goateed face on the cover, for sale at the counter.
Jane felt dirty with the gratuitous, self-indulgent jazzturbation going on right next to her in the coffee shop.
Jazzturbation by CraigDC December 19, 2007
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jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

jazzurbation 

The act of aggressively masturbating to smooth jazz
Jim: Hey wanna go do some jazzurbation with me?
Bob: No Jim, that's gay as fuck
jazzurbation by ezziekoeNIG June 25, 2014

Jazzurbation 

To vehemently stroke yourself musically for the enjoyment of other musicians exclusively.
To much Jazzurbation and you'll go blind. And you'll be broke.
Jazzurbation by funkyfreshass November 1, 2015

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026