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Jamoaning 

The sound one makes when eating a $300 slice of jamon serrano (a type of dry-cured Spanish jamón which includes most varieties other than those made with black Iberian pigs). It is the sound doves make when they cry.
"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."
Jamoaning by pitbullmomma May 6, 2018
"Quit Joaning on me, or you'll get smcked."
joaning by Inquisitor911 May 4, 2005

Jamaking 

(Verb) Causing others to feel annoyed or otherwise inconveniencing them as a direct result of your own incompetence
"dude, you're jamaking sooo hard right now. Search that shit up on google and leave me alone"
Jamaking by MRfriendly September 21, 2017
To J(joke) O(on) A(a) N(nigga)
I know this fool aint joaning
joaning by Dat Boi Trae September 21, 2006

Javaning 

To drink and waste money constantly while bitching about not having any money.
Come on dude, if you stopped Javaning you wouldn't have financial problems anymore.

The end of my Javaning phase marked a new start in my life of being a successful member of society.
Bob: james... i think im bout to get yo ugly ass lookin like the jolly YELLOW gaint.

James: Bob you not funny stop joaning
joaning by big D!(k August 26, 2006