jaxckson 

Jaxckson is a tall guy, with dull eyes and a cute butt. Jaxckson loves to make plans with friends but never follows through. He’s loves to play chess and is a little bit zesty. Jaxckson has a dark side, he is a freak. Eight inches and pencil width thick, nothing can stand in his way. Not even drinking and driving, which he does often. Ladies don’t go for Jaxckson, he’s whipped by his girlfriend every night for not obeying her commands. He loves to gamble which could leave him in a cardboard box in the near future.

Friend: hey jack
Jaxckson: the names Jaxcksons, remember it, bitchhh, Period.

jaxckson by Jaxckson November 22, 2024

jaxckson 

Jaxckson is a tall guy, with dull eyes and a cute butt. Jaxckson loves to make plans with friends but never follows through. He’s loves to play chess and is a little bit zesty. Jaxckson has a dark side, he is a freak. Eight inches and pencil width thick, nothing can stand in his way. Not even drinking and driving, which he does often. Ladies don’t go for Jaxckson, he’s whipped by his girlfriend every night for not obeying her commands. He loves to gamble which could leave him in a cardboard box in the near future.

Friend: hey jack
Jaxckson: the names Jaxcksons, remember it, bitchhh, Period.

jaxckson by Jaxckson November 22, 2024

jackson victor 

A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.

Jackson Victor is a fat donkey.

jackson victor by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020

Percy Jackson 

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery

Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?

Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl

I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017

Percy Jackson 

Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there

Percy Jackson is perfect

Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME 

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012