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Someone who is unusually well hung. People with the name Jauven are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and their amazing sex drive. Women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a Jauven"
jauven by Kaptain Hook December 18, 2016
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intellectually juvenile

The term 'intellectually juvenile' politely describes someone who is unintelligent, unwise or just not the 'sharpest knife in the drawer'.

The term 'intellectually juvenile' applies to a person, or group of people, who are not as developed in their thinking as they should be for their age, education, experience, geographical location, social environment, etc.

Background: Most of the people who are constantly calling other people 'stupid' are well known to be 'not-so-bright-themselves', and thus the word 'stupid' has lost its credibility and power as a descriptive term. The word 'stupid' is overused, low brow and passé.

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Ex.

Jim: Glenn! Did you just call me stupid !?!

Glenn: No, Jim. However, I most certainly implied that you are 'intellectually juvenile'. (said while smiling and in a nice tone)

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Jim: OK! I thought you were calling me stupid, and, I was about to get very upset. Sorry.

Glenn: That's OK Jim. Most 'intellectually juvenile' people are blissfully unaware when a person calls them out on their errors, nonsense and lies, and they are generally oblivious when a sentient uses accurate, basic and descriptive words to describe 'intellectually juvenile' people to themselves.

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Jim: You are a great friend, Glenn!

Glenn: I know. (smiling that smile he is well known for)
intellectually juvenile by GlennyJ November 20, 2013
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jauven • javen • Jayven • juvenile • Juventus • Jaiven • juventino • Jaeven • Jouvensky • Juven
Super awesome and always looking to help those he loves. A Javen can be the life of the party and also a great listener.
I just got finished talking to Javen. He's amazing
Javen by iamkingg May 8, 2018
Javen is the most amazing person I have ever met in my entire life. Usually very deep and complex, his objective and creative outlook on life makes him the best for any conversation. He is extremely talented, great at sex, and loves to try new things. He can be detached at times, and is often refusing to change his mind once it’s been made. He’ll easily make someone fall invite love with him.
“Wow, Javen is just the best.”
Javen by lilly gibbison February 16, 2019
She is as unique as her name, a true blessing to those who are lucky to meet her. She is as strong physically as she is emotionally. She loves deeply & relentlessly. Loyalty, respectfulness & honesty are all virtues she holds high. Show her this & you'll have a life partner you can always count on. She's the type of person that brings meaning & purpose into a meaningless life. Happiness is felt wherever she goes. There is no such thing as a bad day when you have Javena by your side. She's the type of person to put the one she loves before herself. Javena is the person you read books, watch movies and hear stories about. She's the person that compliments you along lifes path, your true twin flame. She's the better of the two halves. You are the Yin & she is the Yang. When you are with her she makes you grow, makes you want to do better & be better. Sharing life with Javena is more than you could ever hope or wish for. She is something special & she deserves to feel no less than this. I've got a Javena in my life. Can't you tell? Her presence makes you radiate with love, happiness & positivity. There's no place I'd rather be than by her side. Commitment to one person is not an effort when you have Javena in your life. Those who have done wrong by her are fools for not appreciating & acknowledging her true worth. But thank you to those silly fools as I have been blessed with the one & the only beautiful Javena.
You're not living until you know a Javena!
javena by Justa small town girl July 16, 2019

juvenile delinquent 

Kid 1: are you going to do your homework after dinner? Kid 2: no, I'm gonna bang my girlfriend and after that, we're gonna smoke some dope together. Kid 2: you're a juvenile delinquent!
juvenile delinquent by Hockeytown19 September 22, 2013

juvenile hall

Jail, for minors. Some are more intense than others. Some have alot of fighting and gangbanging, but others are basically day care.
When I was in Juvenile Hall, I spent 75 days there followed by 90 days house arrest and a year of juvenile probation.
juvenile hall by Parfet May 3, 2008
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