jaundy 

Derrogatory term for a person with very yellow skin caused by jaundice.

"Eww, that girl looks jaundy!"
"Don't look at me you jaundy"
"Nah he got some jaundy fingers right there!"

jaundy by Gatewayfence June 5, 2023

Jaundy 

An adaptable word that can be used in any situation. Looking for the word to describe something that you can't quite put your finger on? Its jaundy. Can't decide on what to call the tv remote? It's a Jaund. Can be used as an adjective, noun or an adverb (jaundily).

Word Origin: Originates from the Latin word for yellow - jaundice.

'That Amy is so jaundy'
'Did you see Ross on the jaund last night?'
'I'm feeling a bit jaundy guys, I think I'll head home'
'Alright Jaund, how ya doing?'

Jaundy by Jaundygirl01 December 31, 2016

Taco Jaundice 

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

Taco Jaundice by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

Jandy 

When something is complete and utter perfection to the point that it makes you want to dance with a bottle of fireball and a jug of Purex in each hand. Legend has it the origins of Jandy can be traced to the southeastern region of Mexico.

"Hey Colin, you see that baby Brazilian tapir (or pudú) over yonder? How Jandy!"
"Oh you're going to see Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"Oh you fucked Selena Gomez? That's Jandy!"
"When I get home I'm gonna make the jandiest plate of perogies!"
"Spencer, your sandals smell like bear semen!" *Dustin throws Spencer's sandals out the car window while driving through Smallville* "Gee golly, thanks for jandying up the situation Dustin!"

Jandy by If I Had Twitter July 17, 2016

jaundice fist 

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

jaundice fist by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021

jaundice 

it's when you turn yellow from liver malfunction you fucking morons

Bill drinks too much so his skin is jaundice

jaundice by mark July 28, 2005

Jaunty Pirate 

1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.

"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."

Jaunty Pirate by Geocoder June 26, 2009