jaundiced

The act of looking unlike yourself; like crap

After he got his wisdom teeth out, George appeared jaundiced.

by Down-Home May 14, 2006

jaundiced

Under the influence of marijuana.

Dude, I can't go get the chinese food man, I'm too jaundiced to feel my ass

by saint j July 15, 2006

Jaundiced Jesus

1) Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, and the obligatory bag of chips. Ususally seen shouting abuse at goths and mettlas in Staines high street/ old ladies in Romford.

2)Non-elected leader of a small group of sluttish "disciples", sharing a mutual love of orange-hued foundation, tight white miniskirts, hair wrecked by straightener over-use/discoloured hair extensions, but also hailing from a home counties convent school and sporting a public school boyfriend. Distinguished from (1) primarily in the amount of money they spend on looking cheap.

1- ran into that jaundiced jesus and her crew bottling some girl outside Staines KFC. The heady scent of Charlie bodyspray and second hand fag smoke was quite overwhelming.

2 - I hear jaundiced jesus is getting one of her manwhores to take her to ibiza on his yacht. I wonder what cup size she'll come back as?

by Social commentator extraodinaire November 11, 2006

Jaundiced Eye

When you drink so much alcohol that your eyes turn yellow.

i drank so much last night that i got the jaundiced eye last night.

by The Circus November 10, 2005

getting janiced

To get obliterated early on in the night off of 151 Rum and document the entire process by taking photographs all night. Moreover, getting janiced usually involves losing your important belongings, sometimes assuming that others have stolen them.

Are we getting janiced tonight, or do you want to take it easy?

Please don't get so janiced tonight that you put your purse in the mailbox and accuse everyone of stealing it, okay?

Looks like I got pretty janiced from the 140 pictures I took of last night's party.

by leenydock October 14, 2011

Taco Jaundice

A medical condition with the yellowing of the excrement, typically caused by the consumption of Taco John's.

Jimbo: What's wrong Mark?

Mark: Well after I ate Taco John's I pooped, and it didn't look right.

Jimbo: Meh, no sweat mane. You just have the Taco Jaundice.

by Mongoose McQueen November 27, 2011

jaundice fist

To hit with limp fists, the impact of which sounds like a hand hitting a mound of foam.

When I work out with Karen and she punches with her jaundice fist, it’s like being hit with a wet noodle boiled WAY past al dente.

by Juicy Lime January 3, 2021