jaunbrand 

someone who takes your porn, watches it, rips you off for being into a 'sub-genre of a sub-genre', then gives the porn to fano, and it's never to be seen again.

where's the porn?
dunno, i think jaunbrand has it.
you sure? i thought fano had it.
no, jaunbrand has it.
oh.

jaunbrand by alan May 4, 2004

jaunbrand 

someone who angers the gods on a frequent basis. not to be confused with loki (see louwtjie).

god: 'jaunbrand is really pissing Me off today. i think I'll smite him, or he should get on his knees and repent.'

jaunbrand by alan June 2, 2004

jaunbrand 

a very very short person (or other short object)

Ronald Reagan was such a jaunbrand.
His new girlfiend laughed when she saw the size of his penis - it was a jaunbrand.

jaunbrand by alan April 6, 2004

jaunbrand 

A sidekick. Not the normally trusted sidekick, but a highly untrustworthy and sporadic sidekick. Also, a very short sidekick. Not to be confused with a midget or a dwarf.

Hey, where the hell is jaunbrand?

Quick, someone call jaunbrand. fano's on the phone, and it just started to snow.

Fuck, I can't go out tonight, jaunbrand has other plans. Yeah, the little fuck.

Dunno where jaunbrand is. He is not answering his cellphone, damn foo.

jaunbrand by alan April 7, 2004

jubrand 

A Jubrand is an interesting creature that inhibits the wild habitats of rural Connecticut.
Often dresses well and attends a prep schools.

Aww, look at that cute Jubrand that goes to Choate!

jubrand by kakapoo October 17, 2008

jabrandon 

you have big dick energy

wow you're really a jabrandon

jabrandon by wolfknight06 November 16, 2020

jawnblanda 

The best place to be, better than any heaven created. Everything wanted good or bad. No rules. Party everyday

I can’t wait to be in jawnblanda

jawnblanda by Lucas.d.69 July 30, 2020