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jaskeerat 

Yo man, don't fuck with jaskeerat.
jaskeerat by OG MUDBONES October 3, 2012
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JaskiratTakkar

Really fat and can cause earthquakes that could be REALLY lethal.
JaskiratTakkar is a really fat kid and causes lots of earthquakes in Punjab
JaskiratTakkar by bigguydavid June 4, 2019

Jazeeratized 

Al Jazeera is a pan Arab satellite channel recently launching new sub channels in other languages like English, Persian and Turkish, supposed to be unbiased and professional, turned to be biased hawkish and very unprofessional, they had to fabricate info to serve their warmongering in the so called Arab Spring
Mr. X is Jazeeratized, he believes what mass media channels show him without applying his common sense.
Jazeeratized by Arabi Souri November 17, 2011
Jaskirat is a cold-sih girl, but when you get to know her, she is bubbly with a great sense of humor. her music taste is one of the best, and everyone would want her playlist. she looks very jugdemental, but is infact not. she is very beautiful and smart. She is the type of girl who would have very organized notes and would ace every single test. her fashion sense is so amazing as well.
"Wow, were did you get that shirt?"
"Jaskirat bought it for me! she is so sweet!"
Jaskirat by CupcaksAreGood March 21, 2022
A charcoal coloured blob named a 'Jaskirat'. Commonly feared by Chuck Norris as it's that scary to observe.
That shit scared me as much as Jaskirat scares ChuckNorris.
Jaskirat by JoeKellstaaz December 8, 2010
the prettiest, coolest, most loyal, and smart person you will ever meet.
jaskirats so pretty, cool, loyal and smart omg!
A solid looking guy that definitely gets all the bitches
There was a crowd of women chasing after Jaskeerit
Jaskeerit by Lefraud November 22, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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