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Jasperate 

1.Jasperate- When a man posses a tear in his urethra and ejaculates, expelling a mixture of blood and seman.

2.Jasperate- Something that really hurts, and equally embarassing.
"Did you hear what happened to Mary? Billy totally Jasperated on her back!"

"Dude, when i got my dick chopped off it was jasperate."
Jasperate by Honest Dave February 11, 2009

Jasperate 

When a man bends his limp penis and puts it inside his own butthole and proceeds to have sex till he orgasms inside himself.
"That guy is weird, all he does is lock himself in his bedroom and jasperates all day and night.."
Jasperate by Dirtbackinator February 6, 2023

gasperated 

The feeling of being in disbelief, slightly amazed and disgusted all at once.

When one is feeling gasperated no one feeling is stronger then the other, it is a balanced mix that really makes you not sure how you feel.
I was so gasperated at the fact she was eating raw chicken meat, that I couldn’t remember what she said her name was.

We were all gasperated that her poo looked like a crippled swan.

I was completely gasperated at the fact someone’s breath could actually smell like that.
gasperated by Nick S (Dredneck) February 21, 2007

jaspertheeghost 

jaspertheeghost is a very swag person😎⁉️
you are very swag jaspertheeghost
jaspertheeghost by karclvsp August 29, 2021

Gobbled Dasperate 

A word used to define "cobbled deepslate" when TommyInnit neglects the ability to read while stressing out over a temporary SMP.
British child: Okay, we're y-11 we're y-11 could get *diamonds* WOAH WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T ~gobbled dasperate~ dep-deep dasprate?
Sneeg: Deepslate?

Child: Okay, well, whatever guys it's not a competition we are gonna be here for a MONTH.
Gobbled Dasperate by Shellypog June 22, 2021

Jaspurbate 

Jaspurbate Jaspurbating and Jaspurbation are used to tell someone in case you don't want them to know what you are doing
Jane wants to go and take a shit but doesn't want her friends to know where she is going so
Jane:"Hey guys, i am going to go and jaspurbate, ill be right back"
Jaspurbate by The Gort December 13, 2008

jaspersexual 

a person who is only attracted to jasper jordan from the 100, jasper jordan is played by devon bostick. if a person is a jaspersexual there’s a very high chance that they’re also a rodricksexual.
“im a jaspersexual”
devon bostick is hot af
jaspersexual by lodeddiper January 7, 2021
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