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Jasjeev is the fattest person you'll ever know. A jasjeev is a person who will spend all their life sitting on their kitchen shelf stuffin on chicken nuggets waiting for someone to come and blow raspberries on their granny butt cheeks.
Alex: look i see a pufferfish!
Nodor: oh no that's just a jasjeev :/
jasjeev by N0d0r November 22, 2021
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She is Jasjeet.
Jasjeet by Jassy Gal November 10, 2010
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You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in the position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are very intuitive. You have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which could reward you through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions, and scientific research. Operating on the spiritual side of your individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity. You are always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show your mental abilities, to find the purpose and meaning of life. You want to grow wise and to understand people and things. You need privacy to replenish your energy. You have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing
That Jasjeet is one cool person.
Jasjeet by im14 August 25, 2018
To pray and always take gods name until your death. Smart, intelligent, hard working
I wish my boyfriend was more japjeev
japjeev by kkknf January 9, 2018
You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in the position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.
You are very intuitive. You have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which could reward you through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions, and scientific research. Operating on the spiritual side of your individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity. You are always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show your mental abilities, to find the purpose and meaning of life. You want to grow wise and to understand people and things. You need privacy to replenish your energy. You have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing
Jasjeet is the most awesome person you could meet.
Jasjeet by im14 August 25, 2018
Used to describe forever and unconstitutional love
They are jasneev
jasneev by stooooopidpurrson January 9, 2023

jagjeevan 

meaning of jagjeevan is a dick rider david’s biggest bitch amol gill lover beef dropper gets bullied no rep at jean brampton’s biggest goon
that person is a jagjeevan, he’s a bitch
jagjeevan by bg malwa March 23, 2023
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