Definitions by N0d0r

jasjeev 

Jasjeev is the fattest person you'll ever know. A jasjeev is a person who will spend all their life sitting on their kitchen shelf stuffin on chicken nuggets waiting for someone to come and blow raspberries on their granny butt cheeks.

Alex: look i see a pufferfish!
Nodor: oh no that's just a jasjeev :/

jasjeev by N0d0r November 22, 2021