jascon

the best person you will ever meet, this guy will change your life for the better. super athletic and is good at any sport he tries. don’t be fooled by his routine of church every sunday because this boy is quite the freak in the sheets. jascon only surrounds himself with good people and positivity, he doesn’t fuck with many people so if your his friend be thankful he allowed you to be. he has a rbf but under that is a heart of pure gold. this boy is super loyal and will always treat the people he cares about right with out a doubt. over all jascon is smart, determined, funny, kind hearted, kind of a suck, loyal, and the most beautiful person you will ever see.

his girl- “wow i’m so in love with jascon”

jascon by bpace May 27, 2019

jason mewes 

When you vomit gently on to a persons chest while masturbating.

I walked in on Tom in the cellar and he was doing a jason mewes with Frank.

jason mewes by BChewalski March 5, 2013

jason dean 

1.Veronica’s batshit crazy yet amazing boyfriend in the movie “Heathers” is also referred to as the original JD.
2.A man who would do almost anything for the one they love.

1. Person 1:”Jason dean? Who’s that?”
person 2 “Don’t you know who’s Jason dean?! He’s the one that tried to blow up our damn school!”
2.guy: “babe don’t worry, I’ll go Jason dean on their ass!”

jason dean by Jade Harley 😜 January 4, 2018

Jason the hell out 

When a situation gets hot and you need to get out really quick.

As done by the country singer Jason Aldean at his 2017 concert in Las Vegas that ended in tragedy when a shooter opened fire into the crowd, Jason thought fast and got the hell out. R.I.P to all who lost their lives that day.

Guy 1. So how did your date go last night?
Guy 2. Terrible!
Guy 1. How so?
Guy 2. All was well until she told me that she loved me.
Guy 1. What did you do?
Guy 2. I had to Jason the hell out of there, I told her that I had to go pee and never came back!

#2

Girl: hey babe you're home early.
Guy: yeah things got crazy at work so I had to Jason the hell out of there.

Jason the hell out by Rollingxbigshot October 4, 2017

Jason Todd

1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.

He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.

Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.

2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.

1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile

2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!

Jason Todd by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodRobin May 16, 2011

Jason Blaha 

A Fitness Youtuber who rose to prominence by attacking the supplement industry and attempting to expose fitness icons who were pretending to have natural physiques when they were actually on steroids. The term "fitness" is used very loosely with regards to Jason Blaha because the layman can clearly see that he is obese and looks like he has never touched a weight in spite of using steroids himself. Jason Blaha is also famous for pretending to be a military veteran, CIA mercenary assassin, and reptilian illuminati overlord (completely serious). Jason has also made repeated racist remarks towards blacks and asians and threatened to kill Veterans should they ever approach him in real life. In fact, Jason Blaha has threatened to shoot anyone who approaches him, claiming he can do so under "Texas Castle Law." In truth, Jason Blaha is not actually an expert in anything and either googles information or flat out lies about it. This does not stop him from acting like a smug know it all and speaking very condescendingly towards people seeking his "advice."

While he pretends to be an all around amazing person. Jason actually just sits at home all day reloading ammo and uploading close to a dozen rambling videos a day, clearly milking the profit sharing features of the video hosting platform. His paranoia causes him to never leave the house and he frequently asks his stripper girlfriend to go to Sams club to get the only food he consumes: Jasmine Rice and Coke Zero.

Wow, Jason Blaha is sure getting fat!

Jason Blaha by Inner City Fitness September 20, 2016

HTX Jason 

The "dog" of fob squad because all he knows how to do is bark aggressively but ain't really about it. He's basically the wannabe thug of the group and basically plays the role of HTX Paul's bodyguard. He is probably the least fobby of the group and overall, seems like a pretty cool guy.

When I called HTX Shiv, HTX Jason just took the phone and started barking at me and was trying to square up but it was obvious he wasn't really bout it.

HTX Jason by SomTingWongWitPussy April 16, 2020