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Jartex

crap laggy af server full of 9 year olds and is 90% indians

BASICALLY CANCER
boy 1: I played jartex network
boy 2: Oh im sorry. When's chemo?
by ballsfromasia October 13, 2022
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Jartex

when a Minecraft server goes from being the India of Minecraft Servers; to the Gary, Indiana of Minecraft servers after the 7 year old kids leave for greener pastures, and all that's left is bots in the lobbies
synonymous with enshittification
1: This server is so dogshit that its becoming like Jartex!
1: It's so P2-
You are muted! (23h 59m)
by GQYSLQP CQNSQQQMER January 23, 2026
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Jartex

when a Minecraft server goes from being the India of Minecraft Servers; to the Gary, Indiana of Minecraft servers after the 7 year old kids leave for greener pastures, and all that's left is bots in the lobbies
synonymous with enshittification
1: This server is so dogshit that its becoming like Jartex!
1: It's so P2-
You are muted! (23h 59m)
by GQYSLQP CQNSQQQMER January 23, 2026
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Jartex Joke

A joke that is offensive to Jartex staff.
I was clowning around on the jartex discord and I accidentally made a Jartex Joke to pace and got banned
by Developerator March 26, 2021
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JartexNetwork

A Minecraft Cracked Network filled with pedophile staff, careless & bias manager.

If you see "JartexNetwork" anywhere, it might remind you of pedophilia, I do not recommend playing here.
by whydoyoucarefr September 25, 2021
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Jarbex

When two people, walking toward each other, attempt to go around one another, but instead head in the same direction. They then stop and attempt to switch directions so as to avoid running into each other, but because they both have chosen to change direction at the same time, the exact same thing happens again. This can happen over and over again until one of them decides to stand still and just let the other person choose which way to walk around.
Tom was in New York City and he and this lady jarbexed for like 3 whole minutes! Wow that was some jarbex!
by rixtyseven October 17, 2010
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Jarted

when you cum so hard that you jizz and fart at the same time
Bro, my stomach was so wrecked that I jarted when I finished!
by thesexybeastnextdoor August 13, 2017
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