Jatz

Star Wars slang for ejaculate.

Origin: George Lucas unknowingly named the Star Wars equivalent of jazz music "jizz" in the early days of the Star Wars Universe. Recently, Lucas Film tried to shift the name over to Jatz to avoid the controversy. Fans--having none of it--rebelled against the evil Disney Empire by informally declaring that jatz would be in-universe equivalent of jizz.

Uncle Owen: Luke, what are you doing in there?
Luke: Nothing! Don't come in!
Uncle Owen: What is that noise?
Luke: It's really nothing, I'm just tuning up some power-converters.
Uncle Owen: I'm opening the door!
Luke: No don't!
*Uncle Owen comes in. The room is covered in jatz. Luke is petrified in the corner*
Uncle Owen: Luke! You disgusting bantha-pudu. It's everywhere! How did you get jatz on the ceiling!? Use a tissue for Force-sake!

by Chezle September 24, 2023

Jatz

Jatz: To abruptly leave an area.

That bitch is corn, I got to jatz.

My brain was jatzing all over the place when I took special K.

Dude the fuzz are coming we got to jatz.

He jatzed when I pissed on his car.

by Snoop Fresh August 17, 2005

Jatz

A combination of jizz and scat.

Also can be used as a verb: the act of simultaneously jizzing and scatting on someone.

Jeff was plowed so hard that when he finally came, he ending up jatzing all over the bed.

by jatz cat May 01, 2009

jatz

the act of arriving at a persons house unannounced.

does nick know we are coming? no we are going to jatz him.

by Scolotis September 27, 2009

Jatz Crackers

Aussie slang for testicles

Got me in the jatz crackers..

by Gregfucious March 07, 2015

jatz cracker

Australian rhyming slang for nacker, ie. a testicle

Miriam gave the game away when she bent over and her jatz cracker popped out of her bikini.

by Dr Shonky May 25, 2004

Jatz-crazy

When you pig out on Jatz after a hard day of work/school.

Man i came home from school and went Jatz-crazy with some sliced turkey.

by Chris Alvy November 28, 2008