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Jatz

Star Wars slang for ejaculate.

Origin: George Lucas unknowingly named the Star Wars equivalent of jazz music "jizz" in the early days of the Star Wars Universe. Recently, Lucas Film tried to shift the name over to Jatz to avoid the controversy. Fans--having none of it--rebelled against the evil Disney Empire by informally declaring that jatz would be in-universe equivalent of jizz.
Uncle Owen: Luke, what are you doing in there?
Luke: Nothing! Don't come in!
Uncle Owen: What is that noise?
Luke: It's really nothing, I'm just tuning up some power-converters.
Uncle Owen: I'm opening the door!
Luke: No don't!
*Uncle Owen comes in. The room is covered in jatz. Luke is petrified in the corner*
Uncle Owen: Luke! You disgusting bantha-pudu. It's everywhere! How did you get jatz on the ceiling!? Use a tissue for Force-sake!
by Chezle September 24, 2023
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Jatz: To abruptly leave an area.
That bitch is corn, I got to jatz.

My brain was jatzing all over the place when I took special K.

Dude the fuzz are coming we got to jatz.

He jatzed when I pissed on his car.
by Snoop Fresh September 7, 2005
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jatz

the act of arriving at a persons house unannounced.
does nick know we are coming? no we are going to jatz him.
by Scolotis September 27, 2009
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Jatz

A combination of jizz and scat.

Also can be used as a verb: the act of simultaneously jizzing and scatting on someone.
Jeff was plowed so hard that when he finally came, he ending up jatzing all over the bed.
by jatz cat May 1, 2009
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Adjective describing something as smelling of purified old semen.
"Jesus Christ, man! Wash your fucking cum rags! Your apartment is jatz!
by CantinaBandFanatic June 25, 2024
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The act of jizzing and shitting ones pants at the same time
by Jonny Snowwe May 29, 2025
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is an organic fluid known as semen that usually contains spermatozoa. It is secreted by the gonads (sexual glands) and other sexual organs of male or hermaphroditic animals, including slugs, for fertilization of female ova. The process of discharge is called ejaculation. This is a synonym for Jizz
Old Ben got Jatz all over his stomach again.
by Lanleron S May 30, 2025
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