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Jontavious 

A charming, witty and caring person. His heart is big and he loves hard, despite his past. Funny and smart. A big brain to hold all the knowledge and words in. Tall and a mighty appetite. Reminds you of a panda bear. Big arms to wrap you tight in. Beat box King and a secret cat lover. Protective and polite. Sexiest man in your life.
Jontavious remembers big words after hearing them once.
Jontavious by Maybutterfly December 20, 2016

jatavius 

Great kid he is sweet and loving but if you push his buttons he becomes unleashed and unhinged!
Don’t mess with Jatavius he will take you to another level of angry
jatavius by YellowLadii83 January 20, 2021

Jarquavious 

Jarquavious Is A Real Nigga Name Jarquavious Is A Real Soldier He Will Ride And Die For His Gang And He Got Real Shootas For Yu Nigga Who Play Wit Him Jarquavious Is Very Cool Until Yu Make Him Mad
Don't Make Jarquavious Mad Or He Will Turn Into Da Devil
Jarquavious by Jarquavious June 18, 2018

Jarquavious 

Likes to hook up with Marcuberous and be pushed into the pool
Your local dealer for "green pods" and "minty sunshine"
Likes to blow fat clouds
"Bro Jarquavious hooked me up with some mint vape and pods"
"Yeah I wish I could be her vape pen"
"Same"
Jarquavious by Savage Ravage Cabbage November 18, 2017

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Jaquavious 

He is loyal he is good in the bed he have a 7 inch and he can eat on both sides.
Hi jaquavious
Jaquavious by 25 gang April 15, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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