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jargun

When a man's penis (erect) and scrotum are the same length.
Tuff Trey has a three-by-three jargun.
by BHH3 June 16, 2010
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jagung

Term to describe a cute boy or girl in hidden meaning. Usually expressed to the loved one.

Jagung refers to cute corn in yellow colour, and people, too!
You're so jagung today, my friend.

You love cartoon? OMG so jagung!
by Modern Malay Record November 12, 2020
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jagunda

adj. Pertaining to something very large, or very loud, or both.
These freakin' jagunda pillows.
by Matt Hebert October 10, 2005
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jargin

Something that is so ridiculously bullshit that the word bullshit does not suffice.

Used to define something that is so ridiculous that it is either humorous or does not make any sense.
That speech by Andrew last night was such a bunch of jargin that Marc started getting real fucking pissed.
by Nebyula1 June 5, 2011
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Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.
Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)
by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009
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Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!
Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)
by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010
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jargument

a debate wanting the basic facts of the subject matter.
many politicians indulge in a jargument about the conflict in Darfur. Some even think Darfur is in Asia and is its own country. gibberish
by Zembayyeh August 30, 2010
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