jargen

Used to describe an Object(s) of complete randomness.
(Usually used in Modern Slang)

-Noun
-Plural Jargen

I seriously got Harrisburg Joe to drop a duffle bag full of jargen on 3-mile Island.

-Bam Margera

jargen by Travis unicorn and CyBeR_squrriel Productions November 26, 2006

jargen

used to tell someone you dont understand something or someone lingo

"i dont understand all this legal jargen"
"i dont understand big bob's random jargen"

jargen by Toby Mooch September 9, 2005

Jargen-Smith 

Someone who just spews 'jargen' at any given moment to ascend what he thinks is the social ladder but its actually just the degenerate ladder.

Potentially you may be idling and start to think of some random words you can construe in a completely unreasonable way and apply it to a scenario which does not relate or warrant them at all and then you start to change the words and formulate a story with characters that rhyme or half rhyme with your new words and then just go down the verbal-mental rabbit hole.

Person 1: "Major maggot brains healthy kids meals"
*development*
Person 2: "Majoris maggot brans healthy school meals"
*development*
Person 1 *while laughing*: "you're such a jargen-smith"

Jargen-Smith by Jargenite2000 May 23, 2019

Jörgen 

The name of PewDiePie's (or Felix Kjellberg's) pet horse in Minecraft, who has the tendency to disappear at random moments in time.

"Jörgen? Jörgen? Goddamnit, Jörgen, where the hell are you?"
"Jörgen, thank God I found you! I was so scared! I'll never leave you again!"
"Jörgen, stay here."

Jörgen by softiesamuell June 27, 2019

Jörgen 

Pewdiepie's horse in minecraft. Best known for getting lost

Pewdiepie: Jörgen? Jörgen? Where are you? Jörgen?

Jörgen by Random homo sapien June 28, 2019

jorgenbar

A very very large large crap left in a high school bathroom or next to a fallen tree. Typically in the shape of a right angle. To make an official jorgenbar, one must not wipe in the same stall but in the one next to it...thus preserving the bar for future stundents to admire!
Serious straining required!

Oh dear god, what the hell is that? And how the hell is it in a right angle? That my friend is a jorgenbar

jorgenbar by kd7tdc February 24, 2008

Jarren Benton 

Jarren Benton is one of the best rappers alive in the new generation, currently signed to a label called "Funk Volume", which is owned by rapper Hopsin, who is much more famous. He has 3 mixtapes. "Jarren Benton the mixtape", "Huffing Glue With Hasselhoff", and "Freebasing With Kevin Bacon". He also has an album called "My Grandma's Basement", which was released in 2013 under the label Funk Volume. The main producer he uses is Kato (On The Track).

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #1: Yo man, did you hear the new Jarren Benton mixtape?

Bitch Made Ass Nigga #2: Yeah man. That shit was dope as fuck.

Jarren Benton by FUNK VOLUME November 3, 2013