jareon

Jareon
pulling all thehoe
Including his best friends

Sexy ass fuck and can bang a bitch real good

Girl that's jareon with the big ohh dick

by chunky boy May 14, 2015

Jargon Jocker

A person who steals and uses phrases made up by, or frequently said by someone else, or another group of people.

Rob: Yo you heard that new Lil' Wayne joint yet?

Freddy: Word, that shit is wavy!

Rob: Yo, only I say that, stop jockin my jargon.
(Freddy is a jargon jocker)

by Jayy Smooth May 19, 2009

Apple Jargon

Talking or writing in an understated way to give the impression that something is 'revolutionary' all the while not giving out any real specific details just the way Apple always does. A similar technique is used by teachers, they talk really quietly when they want everyone's attention.

The user must use the word 'cool' a lot or 'neat' etc. See any presentation involving Steve Jobs for an example. Apple jargon has now extended to Google and Bing and even journalists that write about Google, Bing and Apple. Other feautures; the user must be so arrogant to assume that everybody already uses some of their technology. Using words like fun and neat also helps!

Apple/Google/Bing: Hey, wouldn't it be cool if you could have all your documents in one place wherever you went? Well now you can with Apple/Google/Bing ***. How does it work? Well, that's the fun part, you just put all your documents...

Journalist: Hey, this week we'll be looking at another cool feature on your iphone that maybe you haven't used yet. (Oh wait.. I don't have a f***ing i-phone and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: What is social search? Hmm.. It's pretty darn neato. All you have to do is put all your contacts in your profile and... (Oh wait.. I don't have one of your f***ing profiles and I don't want one!!)

Apple/Google/Bing: The cool part of all this is the fun algorithm we have running the whole thing which looks at.. (Wait.. wait.. will you say how it works?! Like hell you will! You'll just continue using Apple Jargon!)

by RolakiPapa April 18, 2010

Jareny

A fine ass powerful Mexican woman with black, silky hair, a cute laugh, a childish smile, a fat ass, some chunk, a tight pussy that's wetter than a lake, some pretty hazel eyes, and astounding intellect, a big heart, a very open sense of humor, that doesn't drink, smoke, or do any illicit drugs, and that jams to some bomb ass Mexican music.

"Damn, look at her!"
" Oh, that's Jareny."
"Yo, she is fine!"
"Hell yeah."

by AnonGhostEx January 18, 2017

Jarson

Brown Filipino boy.
Name came from Ma's maiden name and Pa's last name.

Ma and Pa made Jarson

by murderrheads August 13, 2008

Jaren

He sweet, smart, kind, loving, cares for others but doesn't always tell the truth even thought you wish they had because then everything would have been ok you wouldn't have hurt as much or balled your eyes out over him because he told you a lie when he should have just told you the truth but anyways he is amazing before you meet a jaren you don't actually know what love is he the most terrified boyfriend ever no one could replace him never ever u he will be the first that you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of before you go to bed he will be the reason that your living

I love you jaren

by Emma Alonzo June 19, 2017

Jaren

(JAr•en)Jaren is the only type of guy that is HONESTLY a good person. He will always put others before himself. Jaren’s are usually born in October and include the smartest, cutest most Loyal guys ever to exist. They are true friends and if you EVER let one go you’re stupid as HELL. They’ll always be there and are some of the most empathetic and sympathetic people ever to exist. A few are AMAZING musicians and are incredibly humble about it. They are always there, even if you can’t see them. And they’ll stay by your side forever if you just let them.

Some rando: “Oh who’s that cutie?”
Me: “That’s Jaren..”

by Muddy.legend October 8, 2020