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A fine ass powerful Mexican woman with black, silky hair, a cute laugh, a childish smile, a fat ass, some chunk, a tight pussy that's wetter than a lake, some pretty hazel eyes, and astounding intellect, a big heart, a very open sense of humor, that doesn't drink, smoke, or do any illicit drugs, and that jams to some bomb ass Mexican music.
"Damn, look at her!"
" Oh, that's Jareny."
"Yo, she is fine!"
"Hell yeah."
Jareny by AnonGhostEx January 18, 2017
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A very intelligent and unique young lady. If you have the privilege of meeting a young lady with such a name do not hesitate to befriend her for she is fabulous and probably the coolest person you will ever meet.
beautiful fashionable outgoing sweet jarely
Jarely by Laputa March 11, 2013
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Jareny • jarenya • Jaren • Jarely • jarenz • jarny • Jasenya • Jacenya • jaenyla • jakenya
He sweet, smart, kind, loving, cares for others but doesn't always tell the truth even thought you wish they had because then everything would have been ok you wouldn't have hurt as much or balled your eyes out over him because he told you a lie when he should have just told you the truth but anyways he is amazing before you meet a jaren you don't actually know what love is he the most terrified boyfriend ever no one could replace him never ever u he will be the first that you think of when you wake up and the last thing you think of before you go to bed he will be the reason that your living
Jaren by Emma Alonzo June 19, 2017
(JAr•en)Jaren is the only type of guy that is HONESTLY a good person. He will always put others before himself. Jaren’s are usually born in October and include the smartest, cutest most Loyal guys ever to exist. They are true friends and if you EVER let one go you’re stupid as HELL. They’ll always be there and are some of the most empathetic and sympathetic people ever to exist. A few are AMAZING musicians and are incredibly humble about it. They are always there, even if you can’t see them. And they’ll stay by your side forever if you just let them.
Some rando: “Oh who’s that cutie?”
Me: “That’s Jaren..”
Jaren by Muddy.legend October 8, 2020
Jarely is basically the best girl you can ever have she’s a ball of goofiness. She’s beautiful in every shape or form. She’s intelligent and most importantly if you ever have a chance to be with her your probably the most luckiest person because Jarely is just a overwhelmingly beautiful,gorgeous,charismatic,pretty, funny,good looking female. Jarely is caring and filled with love. She is the most genuine person ever. She’s wired but wired in a good way. She’s a very good listener and if she really loves you she’ll sit with you for hours and hours and listen to what you got to say and you can also act like a total dork around her. She has one of the best personalities. She’s loyal and honest she will never switch up on you she’s not the type to cheat or be fake because when she really loves someone she’ll be their ride or die till the very end but don’t underestimate her. She’s an extremely good friend and a great girlfriend. If you have a Jarely in your life don’t lose her.
(Boy)“Bro I just got me a good female she’s gorgeous and funny and perfect.”
(Friend) she must be a jarely.
Jarely by JJJJJEllly January 30, 2019
Jaren’s do what they can to make people happy. They try to include everyone and want to make sure people know that they are cared about. A guy that seems a little strange but grows on you in a way like none other. He would never want to hurt someone or put someone down, but being who he is he doesn’t make the best decisions and ends up accidentally hurting himself or others. Being both a nerd when it comes to school, games, and the most random knowledge, he also uses his athletic ability to make friends and show off. Showing himself to be humble, yet secretly thinking he’s the shit. He tries to be happy and is always looking for his next adventure somewhere with someone. To all the Jaren’s out there, keep doing what they you’re doing. And let that one girl out of your mind it’ll be alright.
Person 1 ‘yo where’s Jaren at?’

Person 2 ‘he’ll be here soon he’s helping out someone right now.’

Person 1 ‘Love that Jaren guy.’
Jaren by YourLocalHero November 23, 2021

Jaren Westcom 

The most bad-ass man alive. On a scale of one to awsomeness he is off the charts. He stops robberies like its not a big deal, even with a loaded gun pointed at him.
Guy 1 - Did you see that guy stop the armed robber at Tractor Supply?

Guy 2 - Ya it was Westcom.

Guy 1 - Jaren Westcom is such a bad ass.
Jaren Westcom by vtman September 29, 2011
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