jarcis

An ancient creature wandering the streets of city of Bern. It is said that he has been haunting the city for more than 5 centuries.

It is believed he finds weak and small men, he chuppiers them on the street till their knees give up.

A serial Chuppist. Likes to chuppiere very much. he got brätscht churz u chli by Luca Wyss. he couldnt chuppi them.

A: Jarcis chuppierd my small cock last night.
B: Haha! classic Jarcis!

jarcis by Vampire of Bern November 23, 2021

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Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.

Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.

Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018

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Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

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Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006