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An ancient creature wandering the streets of city of Bern. It is said that he has been haunting the city for more than 5 centuries.

It is believed he finds weak and small men, he chuppiers them on the street till their knees give up.

A serial Chuppist. Likes to chuppiere very much. he got brätscht churz u chli by Luca Wyss. he couldnt chuppi them.

A: Jarcis chuppierd my small cock last night.
B: Haha! classic Jarcis!

jarcis by Vampire of Bern November 23, 2021

Words you can keep

Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.

Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.

Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018

Related Words

jarcis • jarvis • jacism • jacist • Jacrispy • Jancis • jarish • Jarris • Jaycism • Jaracist

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

Jarvis Cocker

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Jarissa

A girl that is amazing in every way. A loveable trustworthy girl that doesnt judge. Definitely smiles a lot. Juicy and scrumdilly-umscious!!!!

I got to get a chick named Jarissa.
Jarissa makes my dreams come true.

Jarissa by jaquony July 10, 2010

Faze Jarvis

To cheat, knowing the consequences.

My relationship is over, he pulled a Faze Jarvis!

Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?

Faze Jarvis by TayAHOE November 6, 2019

Jancis

Someone who is gorgeous, talented, smart and funny

Boy: Wow, what a Jancis

Jancis by pipandpop5 March 13, 2012

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026