Jaycism is a methodical way of thinking invented by Jacob Higgins (His name inspired the philosophy). It's based around the primary principle that anything can, and will offend anyone. The followers live by this principle by being uncaring in their words or manner. They typically coming off as impolite or relatively "Politically Incorrect". This lead to many people believing that Jaycism is a racist style of thinking. However, in actuality Jaycists just hate literally everyone for no reason in particular. Despite Jacob Higgins being the founder of Jaycism, the primary pioneer for the belief was carried by Frank Miaterburg.

Dyed hair person: Your a facist, a racist, and a pig!!!
Jimbo: No, I just believe in Jaycism.

Jaycism by FrikBoy April 29, 2024

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Jayism

Being tucked up or deliberately thrown into the path of oncoming trouble so Jay can deflect attention.

1# Mate that customer had a right go
2# Yep, Colleague threw me under the bus to save their incompetence

1# you got "Jayismed"

Jayism by OldandCrankie December 23, 2022

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Jayism

A religion created by Jay that practices rituals to summon the black cat god. Jayism is one of the best religions and it is created by Jay.

Man 1:"Dude are you a Jayist?"
Man 2:"Yeah man I love Jayism"

Jayism by JayismLeader January 14, 2020

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Jaycist

To be predjudiced towards and otherwise discriminatory agasinst those who weigh more than you

Don't be jaycist towards the man with the stocky build.

Jaycist by knowonecares April 23, 2003

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Jayism

Jayism is how guys with the name “Jay”’acts in front of attractive girls. They put on a sexy voice, acts cool and tries to tell cheese jokes. Works only on Norwegian girls because they are not used to that kind of attention.

Jay, stop using jayism, she’s not from Norway!

Jayism by Jack Franky December 19, 2017

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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