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Jalissa
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect.
Jalissa by Zigggglrrr October 23, 2014
Jalissa
The name Jalissa means of noble kind. Jalissa's are kind, caring, and intelligent. They are usually are silly and carefree but, at times they can be serious and to themselves. Their most defining quality is their dedication to the things they care about.
Jalissa
Jalissa is a girl that deserves to be treated like a queen. She is not exactly perfect but, she has all these perfect imperfections that make her who she is. And she is amazing. She is absolutely gorgeous and will make you smile even when you're at your worst. She has big, beautiful brown eyes, and her kisses taste like candy. She is amazing in every way, and no matter how fucked up your life can be, Jalissa can take it all away. Jalissa is perfect. Jalissa is the type of girl who deserves the world she is perfect in every way possible and she can fix or change relationships for people good or bad she will be the spotlight when she wants to be and can change people and what they think about her she is always there for everyone so if you Have a Jalissa in your life you are very lucky to have her.
Jalissa by itsme_bitchhhh March 27, 2019
Jaritssa
Jaritssa
A young beautiful, ambitious, fun, bad-ass, Brazilian goddess with a lovely personality that strives for success, to gain intelligence, & enjoy life to its fullest extent.
- She always finds the brightest of situations even when she's at her worst point. She's fun to be with and you'll never have a dull moment when you're with her.
- When you have her as your own, be proud. She's hard to get and once you have her you know you've established something great.
She's crazy, has a great body and definitely a handful. She loves to go out. She's an amazing person to have in your life and she won't turn her back on you unless if you've given her a reason to. She's trustworthy and can cheer you up when you're bummed. F*ck with one and she'll do it 10x as bad. Get to know one, you won't regret it.
A young beautiful, ambitious, fun, bad-ass, Brazilian goddess with a lovely personality that strives for success, to gain intelligence, & enjoy life to its fullest extent.
- She always finds the brightest of situations even when she's at her worst point. She's fun to be with and you'll never have a dull moment when you're with her.
- When you have her as your own, be proud. She's hard to get and once you have her you know you've established something great.
She's crazy, has a great body and definitely a handful. She loves to go out. She's an amazing person to have in your life and she won't turn her back on you unless if you've given her a reason to. She's trustworthy and can cheer you up when you're bummed. F*ck with one and she'll do it 10x as bad. Get to know one, you won't regret it.
Edward: Jaritssa is .... Just wow I'm speechless.
Jacob: Words cannot describe her...she's flawless.
Jacob: Words cannot describe her...she's flawless.
Jaritssa by jajajalepeno November 27, 2011
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